Reality is optional (non-writing post)

So, yesterday, I visited a site that had, amongst other things, the most gorgeous new car advertising imagery. You know the ones, where the car is pictured on one of the world’s most amazing roads. The Great Ocean Road often features in this. The lighting is perfect, usually at dusk. The car looks beautiful and shiny. All considered, photography at its very best.

I used to think that it would be a cool job making those ads. You know, you get to travel to pretty places, and then all you  have to do is film or photograph a car driving down a road. And then do it again, and then again. Well, that latter part can get a bit boring, but never mind, because…

There aren’t any people doing this in real life.

Those images and tv ads are all fake!

Not just we’ll use the car and move the background kind of fake, but this camera has never seen the car kind of fake, or the we didn’t even use a camera kind of fake.

Behold, the power of CGI art.

(a little part of me that was hoping for cool jobs can now go and die quietly in a corner)

kill the buggers (head lice, I mean)

Nothing whatsoever to do with writing, but this blog is much more searchable than my other one, and this post has something to do with science, of the garden variety.

I’m incensed at how many people don’t know how to cheaply get rid of head lice, and how many parents still persist with stupid chemical treatments that don’t work, and how many mothers still wash bedding and everything.

Here’s the way to get rid of head lice and keep them away:

Having done the head-lice thing many, many times with three kids, don’t waste your money on insecticidal shampoos that stink and have a 50% chance of not working at all (head lice are becoming resistant). Don’t bother washing blankets. The head lice aren’t on the blankets in the first place.

Do the following instead:

For bad infestations, line up kids in bathroom and lather their hair with olive oil. Wait ten minutes, comb with lice comb. Put kids in shower. Shampoo hair (twice, to get oil out and make sure they don’t look like premature grease-haired teenagers). After that, make sure everyone in the house uses a goopy conditioner about 2-3 times a week.

NO MORE HEAD LICE. EVER.

The conditioner on its own will kill a mild infestation (it does so by sealing up their breathing pores, hence they can’t become resistant to it)